This is absolutely true this happened to my cousin's apothecary's nephew's
step-sister!
I know this guy whose neighbor, a young man, was home recovering from having been
served a rat in his bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken. So anyway, one day he went to
sleep and when he awoke he was in his bathtub and it was full of ice and he was sore
all over. When he got out of the tub he realized that HIS KIDNEYS HAD BEEN STOLEN
and he saw a note on his mirror that said "Call 911!" But he was afraid to
use his phone because it was connected to his computer, and there was a virus on his
computer that would destroy his hard drive if he opened an e-mail entitled
"Join the crew!" He knew it wasn't a hoax because he himself was a
computer programmer who was working on software to save us from Armageddon when the
year 2000 rolls around. And it's a little-known fact that the Y1K problem caused the
Dark Ages. His program will prevent a global disaster in which all the computers get
together and distribute the $600 Neiman-Marcus cookie recipe under the leadership of
Bill Gates. (It's true -- I read it all last week in a mass e-mail from BILL
GATES HIMSELF, who was also promising me a free Disney World vacation and $5,000 if
I would forward the e-mail to everyone I know.) The poor man then tried to call 911
from a pay phone to report his missing kidneys, but reaching into the coin-return
slot he got jabbed with an HIV-infected needle around which was wrapped a note that
said, "Welcome to the world of AIDS." Luckily he was only a few blocks
from the hospital -- the one where that little boy who is dying of cancer is,
the one whose last wish is for everyone in the world to send him an e-mail
and the American Cancer Society has agreed to pay him a nickel for every e-mail he
receives. I sent him two e-mails and one of them was a lunch of x's and o's in the
shape of an angel (if you get it and forward it to 20 people you will have good luck
but 10 people you will only have OK luck and if you send it to less than 10 people
you will have BAD LUCK FOR SEVEN YEARS). So anyway the poor guy tried to drive
himself to the hospital, but on the way he noticed another car driving along
without its lights on. To be helpful, he flashed his lights at him and was promptly
shot as part of a gang initiation.